February 2012
I almost had a threesome last night!
most-awkward-moments:
I was just short two people.
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nymphetgarden:
my girlfriend says i have the mentality of a virgin
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
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– Franz Kafka (via whatsgoodtumtum)
